Fancy An Arm Wrestle?

“Social gatherings are only fun when everyone is enjoying and laughing and having the best time of their lives, but when somebody is already starting a ruckus, that’s when the party usually ends. Sad, right? With ***** Protection Services to oversee the event, we can assure you that there is not even a single party pooper who can spoil your fun.”

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Fancy An Arm Wrestle?

“Social gatherings are only fun when everyone is enjoying and laughing and having the best time of their lives, but when somebody is already starting a ruckus, that’s when the party usually ends. Sad, right? With ***** Protection Services to oversee the event, we can assure you that there is not even a single party pooper who can spoil your fun.”

FOUND: Very Specific Black Leather Wallet Containing A Made-Up Identity & £40 Cash

The cautionary tale of Ishmael: an honest man in a world of greed and deception, trying to reunite a very specific black leather Hugo Boss wallet with a red stain on the back, containing a made-up identity and £40 cash, with its owner.

FOUND: Very Specific Black Leather Wallet Containing A Made-Up Identity & £40 Cash

The cautionary tale of Ishmael: an honest man in a world of greed and deception, trying to reunite a very specific black leather Hugo Boss wallet with a red stain on the back, containing a made-up identity and £40 cash, with its owner.

BT Discrimination – Team Chris

After watching BT’s advert featuring happy-go-lucky Chris, I was shocked and appalled by the discrimination shown towards vulnerable people in our society. The poor man just wants to watch videos of cats with some mates, who do BT think they are to begrudge him that pleasure?

BT Discrimination – Team Chris

After watching BT’s advert featuring happy-go-lucky Chris, I was shocked and appalled by the discrimination shown towards vulnerable people in our society. The poor man just wants to watch videos of cats with some mates, who do BT think they are to begrudge him that pleasure?

Mrs Kang Teobeng II – Offshore Account Madness

Continuing on from my chat with Mrs Kang Teobeng I contacted Mr Perry Thompson, Offshore Account Manager of the National Westminster Bank. I just wanted to embezzle funds and find out how long a piece of string is, but he was more interested in giving me the compliment of the day.

Mrs Kang Teobeng II – Offshore Account Madness

Continuing on from my chat with Mrs Kang Teobeng I contacted Mr Perry Thompson, Offshore Account Manager of the National Westminster Bank. I just wanted to embezzle funds and find out how long a piece of string is, but he was more interested in giving me the compliment of the day.

Mrs Kang Teobeng – Too Fast Too Soon

After being contacted via email about an important proposal, I found myself in conversation with a nice banker from Hong Kong. She wanted to be my friend, but things were moving too fast. Her overfamiliarity made me uncomfortable and I decided enough was enough.

Mrs Kang Teobeng – Too Fast Too Soon

After being contacted via email about an important proposal, I found myself in conversation with a nice banker from Hong Kong. She wanted to be my friend, but things were moving too fast. Her overfamiliarity made me uncomfortable and I decided enough was enough.

Picture Are Nice But Can’t Even See Your Proper Face Clear :/

There are some very determined amateur masseuses on Gumtree. Some are so determined to give a Russian girl a massage, in fact, that they are in no way perturbed by pictures of pickled gherkins and Leyton High Road.

Picture Are Nice But Can’t Even See Your Proper Face Clear :/

There are some very determined amateur masseuses on Gumtree. Some are so determined to give a Russian girl a massage, in fact, that they are in no way perturbed by pictures of pickled gherkins and Leyton High Road.

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Guardian Jobs – Chair

Equal opportunities in employment is a major issue. I believe that no matter who or what you are, you should be forced to work your life away. That’s why when a friend asked me to help him create the kind of attention grabbing CV that would nail his dream job right in the face, I jumped at the opportunity.

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Guardian Jobs – Chair

Equal opportunities in employment is a major issue. I believe that no matter who or what you are, you should be forced to work your life away. That’s why when a friend asked me to help him create the kind of attention grabbing CV that would nail his dream job right in the face, I jumped at the opportunity.